Your daily reminder that Wolverine is the fucking
worstman.Fixed it :D
Nah son. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah son.
Wolverine is the fucking worst.
He’s wrong, to start with, She-Hulk didn’t get with Juggernaut, some version of her from the multiverse did. So you got this hairy little Canucklehead absorbing and spreading fuckshit rumors about the sex life of one of the (relatively) few high profile superwomen in his field of work.
Then you got the fact that, right or wrong, Logan is on that slut shaming bullshit. Hey, Wolvy, you don’t want to have a one night stand with Jen? Fine, your loss. Hey, Wolvy, you wanna put down Jen because the sex she may or may not be having lowers her value to you? Drink some bleach.
And since bullshit comes in threes, you also have the straight up hypocrisy of it all. This is goddamn Wolverine we’re talking about, who despite all odds has a list of sexual partners as long as his arm. If he didn’t have a healing factor, the last hundred and fifty years of freaky loving he’s gotten would have left him literally riddled with diseases. (Son had half a dozen kids he didn’t know existed, you can’t tell me Wolverine places a high value on safe sex, or even pulling out). Wolverine has literally less authority than anyone else in the Marvel Universe when it comes to judging people based on their sexual history.
But no, it’s all good, respectability based on your sexual history is a one way street. Get a lot of pussy? Player. Get a lot of dick? Skank.
She-Hulk sees y’all, and doesn’t think much of you.
HEY GUESS WHAT GUYS, I’M GONNA REBLOG THIS LIKE FIVE TIMES TODAY BECAUSE SOME PUNK ASS, INSECURE, BETA PERSONALITY ASSED DUDEBRO CALLED ME GAY FOR SAYING IT. WHICH I CAN ONLY ASSUME MEANS I SAID SOMETHING WORTH SAYING.
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↳ Loki vol. 1 #1-4
Written by Rob Rodi; Art by Esad RibićAh, and what will the Thunder God see?
One who would again be his brother.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
cyborgcap replied to your post: cyborgcap replied to your post: cyborgcap…
aaaggghhhh no steves death is super painful and adding bucky to the mix makes it totally worse and ok hes not dead but hes basically in his personal HELL so. >.> oh steve honey :S
new avengers has basically been steve getting progressively sadder, and then dying, followed by everyone spending all their time wishing he was there and the entire world falling apart bc he’s not
i’m imagining that cap vol 5 will be similar to this except x100000000
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so hurt but sooooooo good. It is one of the few runs I am carefully collecting all of because I read it over quite a bit. I was like oh lets find out more about Steve and suddenly ITS THE BUCKY SHOW (lots of good steve too, though)
omg ok i’m ok with that i can deal with the bucky show
i’m just not looking forward to reading more about steve’s “death” i still feel very delicate about that ok
and bucky is not exactly a character you turn to for consolation bc his life is nothing but pain orz
Because Anon asked for Secret Avengers Steve/Tony.
cyborgcap replied to your post: cyborgcap replied to your post: cyborgcap…
its cap vol 5 thatll get ya in my experience. Oh god oh god
oh man i’ve been putting it off it’s gonna hurt i KNOW ITS GONNA HURT
but I know i need to get to it before cap 2 comes out so
soon
